Saturday, January 31, 2009

Life Ain't So Easy When You're A Ghetto Child

Once a week the Brigham Young University newspaper, The Daily Universe, notifies the citizens in the area of the criminalities and delinquencies that have taken place on and around campus. These are taken verbatim from this last week's affronts to society. It's amazing that I step off my front porch...

Jan. 26: A 48-year-old intoxicated female visitor was found stretched out on a chair in the Cougar den of the WSC. She was unconscious with an open bottle of vodka on the floor beside her. Provo paramedics transported her due to her physical condition. She has a prior history of being arrested on campus.

Jan. 21: A male subject was seen repeatedly tossing his two-or three-year-old child in the air during the course of the basketball game. When police asked him to stop, he refused until told he would be cited.

Jan. 24: Two male students were found at B66 near the ROTC building using power tools in the building to sand edges on a bicycle frame. Police directed them to leave.

Jan. 25: A male was reported throwing snowballs at the windows of Carroll Hall from the balcony of Young Hall. The subject left after officers arrived at 10 p.m.

Jan. 21: Police responded to a call from witnesses about an ill student in his vehicle. the student was just taking a nap.

And my very favorite...

Jan. 22: A male and female were found sleeping in the courtyard of the JFSB at 5 a.m. They were found sleeping under some blankets and they said they had just fallen asleep.

8 comments:

JoDell said...

LOVE,LOVE,LOVE THE NEW BACKGROUND! It looks just like you and your new bike!

Miss you!

Caitlin & Brinton said...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, best thing EVER. I really hope you'll post these more often. And I too love your beautiful new background!

Wendie said...

Never get to see you... Miss you!!

Aspen Skye said...

And to tink you actually want me to move down to such a place!!!!

Chantay said...

Haylie, you beautiful girl, did the BYU police come and take your last post away? It was here one minute, then gone the next. Are you trying to make us older people crazy? It was so funny. Love you!

Chantay said...

Okay, so maybe I am really old, but this posting was not here earlier this morning...I think I was having an "ID 10 T" error!

Natalie said...

Oh my gosh--I had totally forgotten all about the campus reports. That made my day! Thanks for the laugh.

Cindy said...

Hi Jen, you've added some posts since I looked. Looks like your having fun. I wouldn't say ghetto, but I would say sheltered.

Your still a doll, and I still love you.